The Binational State of Las Falklands is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.165 billion Falklanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanley. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong a Falklander economy, worth 712 trillion Falkland Islands Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,554 Falkland Islands Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surveillance cameras are banned, and Las Falklands has designated Stanley as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Las Falklands's national animal is the Sheep.

Las Falklands is ranked 235,293^rd in the world and 1,279^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 185.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.